tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809641874954818361.post5714993302298335331..comments2023-03-10T01:51:10.156-08:00Comments on The Mansion House: Carry OnJason L Secresthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16149094769566786991noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809641874954818361.post-69921791460211822632010-08-02T00:46:40.108-07:002010-08-02T00:46:40.108-07:00Mr. James,
I feel to congratulate your great wisdo...Mr. James,<br />I feel to congratulate your great wisdom, foresight, and intelligence. I may have use for a pawn of your caliber. Or, if you find that you are in need of demonic assistance, I feel inclined to offer you better bargains than usual customers in exchange for your soul. If either option is appealing to you, you may contact me via electronic mail.<br /><br /><br />Mr. N. Major, <br /><br />It may shock you to know that point five was not, in fact, omitted. Rather it was written in a demonic dialect. The unnatural power of the words alone reveals itself with such stunning force that it shatters the minds of the weak, and stupid (most humans to be exact). <br /><br />However, the brain matter of man is a unique and adaptive thing (what it produces is garbage of course, but the organism itself is quite remarkable). Rather than exploding, or loosing its connection with reality, as was the common reaction in previous centuries, the minds of most humans have developed an effective counter-measure. They simply ignore the existence of the symbols and continue in ignorance. <br /><br />It may interest you to know that one in 3,523,146 persons are still able to view ordered list number five as given above. Half of those will prove able to withstand demonic. An understanding of the message will slowly become apparent to them over the course of approximately one month. If they are wise, they will use it to establish a small evil empire. <br /><br />The other half of those who are able to see demonic will experience many or all of the following: massive migraines, horrific visions, bleeding eye sockets, paranoia, an insatiable desire to consume human flesh, vomiting, nausea, exploding body parts, death, and undeath. <br /><br />I regret to inform you that you will be unable to participate in either of these special events without surgical modification. However, for a very small fee, I can perform the afore mentioned modifications. Please contact me for details.<br /><br />I remain your superior being,<br /><br />-BeezleBeezlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07734359836724032840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809641874954818361.post-22259464680205528912010-07-20T14:29:32.202-07:002010-07-20T14:29:32.202-07:00Oye Beezle, you missed 5) in your little list. Loo...Oye Beezle, you missed 5) in your little list. Looks like you aren't as all-powerful as you think if you can't even freaking count.Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12419408922469359932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809641874954818361.post-80885484479752759752010-07-19T16:59:42.880-07:002010-07-19T16:59:42.880-07:00Beezle, you have a Google profile? EPIC WIN!Beezle, you have a Google profile? EPIC WIN!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3809641874954818361.post-17508333995552225822010-07-13T08:41:23.610-07:002010-07-13T08:41:23.610-07:00Good afternoon Lord Secrest,
I recently stumbled ...Good afternoon Lord Secrest,<br /><br />I recently stumbled upon your ramblings, and felt compelled to mention a few things.<br /><br />1.)You are unimaginatively boring - even more so than I once believed. <br /><br />2.)I can see from the abysmal lack of comments on any of your blog posts that you have obtained a delightfully embarrassing lack of readership. Not that I expected anything different (see 1).<br /><br />3.)I am incredulous that you would represent my voice through the use of CONSTANT CAPITALIZATION; which, I have learned, is considered an atrocity in electronic communications. Just what are you trying to imply? I may be devilish, but I go about my work with style (which is more than you can say for yourself). What's more, in these - your many dry and witless autobiographical sketches - you have portrayed me as a nuisance to be ignored, placated or otherwise dealt with; much like a small child given to fits and tantrums. I assure you, Sir, that non of those options shall prove effective. You, like so many others before you, will soon learn to recognize and respect your betters. <br /><br />4.)I thirst. Send Wadsworth down with some tribute, will you?<br /><br />6.)If there is, infact, any sort of invisible readership following your blog, I wish it to be known that I am in the business of purchasing souls. I may be requisitioned for contracts at the following electronic mail repository: sellyoursoultobeezle@gmail.comBeezlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07734359836724032840noreply@blogger.com